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Hey. Hey.

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You know, you really don't need to be
doing this. It's not even your house.

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Yeah, I know, but somebody has to do it,
right?

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Right.

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Besides, I'm practicing for when we move
in together.

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Oh.

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Well, I think you've been working a
little too hard.

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And maybe, do you want to take a sexy
break?

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Of course.

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I'll be right back.

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Okay.

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Surprise!

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, Annie.

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Hey!

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I haven't heard from you.

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Guess you've been a little too busy to
pick up the phone and call me.

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Yeah. I thought I'd come over and maybe
we could spend some time together, huh?

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Yeah, I just wasn't expecting you to
come here at all.

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You know, kind of spontaneous, don't you
think?

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Well, I did go to all that trouble to
get your favorite dinner.

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You're going to invite me in, aren't
you?

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Yeah, you can come in, I guess.

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You can, you can come in, yeah.

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I didn't know that you had company.

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Hi. I'm Claire's mother.

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Hi, I'm Daya. I'm Claire's mother.
Roommate.

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Roommate? Yes. Oh, there's something
else I haven't heard about.

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Yeah, I mean, I just met her on
Craigslist really recently, so she's

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my life.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Well, apparently it's good that I bought
a lot of food because you're a new

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roommate, which I've never heard of
before.

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It's joining us for dinner.

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I'll go get the food ready.

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Roommate? Last I checked, that was your
girlfriend.

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Okay, you need to keep it down and,
like, don't tell her about this. I do

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want her finding out. She's very
conservative.

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Whatever.

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Okay, whatever you do, you cannot tell
her that I'm a lesbian specifically.

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I'm going to tell her one day, but just
not now. You can't ruin this for me.

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She doesn't know?

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No. God, no. And I'm not telling her
right now.

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Well, when are you going to tell her?
Are you going to tell her sometime?

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I don't know, but just don't ruin this
for me, okay?

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Okay, ladies.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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I can't believe I forgot the plates and
the silverware. I'll be right back.

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different person around your mom look at
you all quiet and stuff hold on that's

51
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mean you should be able to show the
world the real you no

52
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yeah come on it could be fun wait what
are you doing

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teaching you a lesson roomie

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Here we are.

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Who's Daya?

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I don't know.

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You don't know? She just disappeared?

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I don't know where she is.

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You know, I thought she was probably
making a phone call or something for

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wasn't she?

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Maybe. I don't know, honestly.

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Okay.

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That's just as well, because I really
wanted to talk to you alone.

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Mm -hmm.

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time you want everything right darling
yeah it's time you started thinking

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getting a boyfriend oh right you know a

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boyfriend yeah you know you're young
time for you to get married yeah and

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you don't want to wait until you're
pardon me but an older woman to have a

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like i did oh i mean

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You were quite a handful, and I tell
you, the sooner you have children, the

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better it will be.

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It really will be.

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I guess I'll let her get her own food.

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Is she coming back? What's going on? I
think she took a work call, actually.

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Oh, good.

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That's what happens. Yeah, we shouldn't
be like this, you know. Yeah.

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Trying to interrupt her work.

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Oh, this is a little cold. Do you need
me to go microwave it or anything?

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No.

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Okay, so, what I was saying is, I think
it's time.

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You've got a boyfriend.

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What's been going on at work? Do you
have any boys you're talking to at work?

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No. Okay.

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How about that boy, what's his name? The
one you went to college with?

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Derek.

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Derek, that's the one. Have you heard
from him?

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I think you've really got to start
working on this whole thing, getting a

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boyfriend.

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You know,

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The longer you wait.

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Are you okay?

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, okay.

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You seem like you're up to something or
something. No, I'm not.

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Okay. All right.

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I mean, do you want me to, like, just
stop talking or something?

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No.

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No? No.

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All right, so, the Miller.

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Remember them? They lived down the
street? Uh -huh. Right?

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Their son.

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I saw him the other day. He is so
handsome and so good -looking, and he

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have a girlfriend.

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Oh, my God.

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That's so interesting.

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Isn't it?

107
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Yes. So I was thinking maybe, you know,
maybe you could start going out with him

108
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or maybe have a date or something. I
mean, wouldn't you just love to marry

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Yes.

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What?

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I'm sorry, what'd you say?

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Uh... Um... What about you?

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Um... Uh...

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Oh

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my god.

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What? What are you doing?

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Okay, Mom.

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Listen to what you think.

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Diana, what are you doing down there?

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Huh?

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What is this?

122
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What are you two girls up to?

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Mom,

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I think it's time that I tell you
something.

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I am a lesbian.

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What?

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No!

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No, young lady, you are not!

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You... I have never...

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I knew I shouldn't have let you go to
that damn liberal college.

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Wow.

132
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I'm really sorry that your mom reacted
that way.

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I mean, she was scared by now
eventually.

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Since we are alone again, I guess we
could still have a little fun, right?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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What would your mother think?

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She'd freak out, huh?

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Yeah.

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But it's okay. I just want to eat more
of that pussy.

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Yeah.

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No one heard her, right?

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we're not home this time.